Jokes #9
A Malayalee had drowned in a river, so some other Malayalees brought him to a hospital. Since the doctor was a Westerner, they decided to explain to him in English, and the following conversation ensued:
Malayalee: Waterfall, sir.
Doctor (confused): "Waterfall?"
M: Yes, sir. He DOWN waterfall.
They explained further: "Ramakanya some nasyams and kashayams doing. No guNam. athukoNT come here." (Translation: "We tried taking him to a traditional Indian doctor, but his herbs didn't work, so we've come here.")
It turned out that the doctor spoke Malayalam!